Today I popped the hood and reseated a few connections, resat the starter relay, and tryed to start her up.
This time I heard clicking. Maybe I was just mising it yesterday, or maybe I fixed a loose connection.
Next step was to jump it.
So, after 10 minutes of trying to start her up while connected to my neighbor's car, she finally started.
I cautiously made my way over to checker. They tested, and... All looks well, outside of low battery charge.
Next, I drove to loveland to make sure the battery would be charged, and to test my luck.
Maybe I have been blessed this time.
Thanks for the help.