mechanics

[mr4x4]

Mechanics are good, but...
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when
he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to
the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his
car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take
valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will
work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is
doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic.... .

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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running."

[damaged110]

yes but Doctor bury there mistakes at least we have a chance to fix them:D

[cruiser97eric]

yes but Doctor bury there mistakes at least we have a chance to fix them:D
Yeah, but doctors can't order replacement parts like mechanics do.
And if the engine stops running during the repairs it is very difficult to get it started again, and the engine's computer gets completely wiped out if it stays turned off for more than a few minutes.

[damaged110]

sure they can just last night i was watching discovery and they were making spare joints and then there is the artifical heart. wait a while they will be abel to grow spare parts for just about anyone....

[damaged110]

http://www.citydiesel.net/albums/userpics/10002/s__super_tankery_15.jpg

they work on this engine while it is still running..

[cruiser97eric]

sure they can just last night i was watching discovery and they were making spare joints and then there is the artifical heart. wait a while they will be abel to grow spare parts for just about anyone....
The real challenge doctors have is that living things weren't designed to be repaired from the outside. We are meant to be mass produced throw away products, kind of like cellphones and MP3 players. Going to a hospital to have a surgeon try to fix our guts isn't what the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/) had in mind when he created us.

Even if one day it is possible to easily grow body parts in a test tube, installing those parts will still be a major pain in the arse. Think about all the little capillaries, veins, nerves, tendons and other tissues that have to be connected, the risk of infection, and the risk of lawsuits from medical malpractice lawyers.

[crc]

Are we really debating who has more merit doctor's or mechanics. If so why?:confused::p

[jdblatt]

Are we really debating who has more merit doctor's or mechanics. If so why?:confused::p

If so... My vote goes to the mechanic! How is the Dr. going to get to you if his POS doesn't run! :)

So you will die anyway's.. just a little sooner..:) (isn't that why we get married??) :D

[damaged110]

not debating anything but boredom. or am i padding my post count who knows. mainly just board at work. if you guys would bring me some work i would have less time to play on the Internet:D

[crc]

If so... My vote goes to the mechanic! How is the Dr. going to get to you if his POS doesn't run! :)

So you will die anyway's.. just a little sooner..:) (isn't that why we get married??) :D
With the exception of our friends from Findlay it's been my experience that as a general rule neither of them can fix s^%$.
not debating anything but boredom. or am i padding my post count who knows. mainly just board at work. if you guys would bring me some work i would have less time to play on the Internet:D
I know I think I'm doing the same thing, trying to cure boredom.

[jdblatt]

not debating anything but boredom. or am i padding my post count who knows. mainly just board at work. if you guys would bring me some work i would have less time to play on the Internet:D

It's useless topics like this that got my post count to where it is! :) Sometimes it's just fun. :)

[my034runner]

It's useless topics like this that got my post count to where it is! :) Sometimes it's just fun. :)



I know....you just bumped yourself up to 1007!!! :p

Oh wait....I just got another one!!!!! :D

[MandAtaco]

You guys should start a Post Whore Anonymous meeting. :p


"Hi, my name is Jeff, and I have a problem :(" Then you could hug each other and stuff. :lmao:

Ok, that fixed my boredom for this morning.
Mike

[jdblatt]

You guys should start a Post Whore Anonymous meeting. :p


"Hi, my name is Jeff, and I have a problem :(" Then you could hug each other and stuff. :lmao:

Ok, that fixed my boredom for this morning.
Mike

If your so bored... join us tomorrow... :p

PS: We all know I have a problem... :)

[cruiser97eric]

Speaking of mechanics and surgery, I spent the afternoon shortening the front of the truck by about 1 foot and adding about 3 inches of clearance under the front bumper. Now I can have a little more fun off road.

[my034runner]

Speaking of mechanics and surgery, I spent the afternoon shortening the front of the truck by about 1 foot and adding about 3 inches of clearance under the front bumper. Now I can have a little more fun off road.


Cool!! But, where's the pictures??!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[damaged110]

:worthless

[cruiser97eric]

:worthless

Before surgery:
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=366

Afer surgery, a much improved angle of approach:
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=367

The leftovers:
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=368
http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=369