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Spacecwboy
08-13-2010, 06:57 PM
so curiosity got to me and I went searching for the meaning of "dirt Squirrel" since alex names his truck that. so, which one is it? #2 or #5?



1. Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
dirty sanchez hot karl grandma's broom handle french tickler fuzzinopolous
by My Dixie Normous Jul 17, 2008 share this


2. Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare check day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.
"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."



3. A slang term for a fucking slut.
"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sammich."



4. One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.
You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.

I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.



5. A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"



6. The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

tacoAGGIE
08-13-2010, 10:13 PM
Thanks Vince. While all are hilarious, my definition of a "Dirt Squirrel" would be an "elegant mustache".

I heard it on an Etrade* commercial back in the day and it cracked me up. This pasty white guy was rockin the most awesome mustache and thought it proved most elegant, while his friends called him a TOOL. It looked like a squirrel was living in his upper lip. SO I would vote the first option, minus the "mangina" and the old ass old lady 'stache.

Courteousy of Urban dictionary.com "Space Cowboy'"

1. space cowboy
(n.) Stoner, pothead, somebody who constantly smokes marijuana.

2. Space Cowboy
a cool/hip and slightly aloof individual who regularly gets super high and goes about his normal buisness constantly getting stoned.


3. space cowboy
involving spacecrafts called gearsand shooting down other gears which can be both NPCSor online players. Also known as Ace online in some countries, but most commonly known as Space Cowboy in north america

4. space cowboy
term derived from the movie Toy Story.

Buzz = Space Man
Woody = Cowboy

5. space cowboy
Sex position where the female ties her legs to a ceiling fan, spins in circles nude, and the male has various attempts to pork her.

6. Space Cowboy
An irritating discussion board troll who likes to put others down in a poor attempt to make himself look good.

7. space cowboy
Gay as a teletubbie on parade, although not nearly as exciting, and as equally worthwhile.


I Personally like No.5

TEJASYOTA
08-14-2010, 07:47 AM
Why not all the above?
They are all funny!