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Maddog096
09-17-2005, 03:02 PM
This is The Official Napoleon Dynamite Quote Thread



"Feakin Idiot"
dejection666
09-17-2005, 04:47 PM
"luuuucky"
2kwhitetaco
09-17-2005, 05:40 PM
tina you fat lard, come and get some ham!
zeezromz
09-17-2005, 07:47 PM
Do the chickens have large talons?
TatonkaII
09-17-2005, 08:43 PM
"I caught you a delicous bass"
RaideRNatioN
09-17-2005, 11:11 PM
"whatever I want, gawd!"
briansc33
09-17-2005, 11:16 PM
" some of them want me to join there gang 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff"
mnntaco
09-18-2005, 07:14 PM
"Why don't you build her a cake or something" Pedro
tweeder3410
09-19-2005, 09:21 AM
"Your mom goes to college"
TOYMINATOR
09-19-2005, 05:13 PM
Pedro offers you his protection.
Alan11116
09-20-2005, 06:53 AM
"I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, what do you think!?!?"
SilverTaco
09-20-2005, 04:51 PM
Vote for Pedro and all of your wildest dreams will come true
Alan11116
09-21-2005, 02:47 PM
"Do you want to look like this? Glamour Shots by Deb is currently offering half off."

Napoleon: "That's a girl in the picture."
Wiskey_33
09-24-2005, 02:47 PM
"Take it off any sweet jumps?"
timberwolf
09-25-2005, 10:29 AM
You think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearing. Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
briansc33
09-28-2005, 07:50 PM
Saw these while walking through Faneuil hall marketplace in Boston and this thread came to mind.
tweeder3410
10-08-2005, 05:01 PM
"Don't be mad cause I've been chattin with hot babes all day"
Wiskey_33
10-12-2005, 10:59 PM
My sister-in-law has a "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt....good shit....