Colo People ONLY: What do you look like?

[crappled]

Since no out of staters will be coming to meet and greet's and we don't care what you rig looks like in here...
what do you look like? oh and cottora girls, have at posting more if you want ;)
(molly, nic: don't beat me!)

here's me riding... well, you know lol
http://www.crappled.com/gallery/me/16.jpg

ok, post up so i don't feel like a geek :eek:
[img]

[MuddButt]

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[spindleshanks]

One of those drinks in my hand is a canned martini for fucks sake. I had to chase it with the canned Long Island you see in the other hand! lol But that's me, my mom would be proud! Bah!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce95c3992a033000000016102BZt3DNszY4


http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce95c396d7435200000016102BZt3DNszY4

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc27b3127cce95a5a9c68db100000016102BZt3DNszY4
Holy Shit! I'm a senior member, bitches!

[MuddButt]

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[crappled]

i'm just kidding. but ya, that would be another thread.... 1 sec =)

[blown4runner]

here you freaks... I'll have a better one up tomrrow
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf22b3127cce9553c8c8620800000016102AatmrJu3YsR

hey um ps. I guess nekked pics are outa the question ;)

[Lysmachia]

This seems to be a well liked pic of me...

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d607b3127cce93e7ca51423000000046108AbNWLJszZOA

And this one just cracks me up

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d607b3127cce93e7ca55423400000036108AbNWLJszZOA

[tacotoy]

i think there are enough threads with my face plastered over them for everyone to know who i am lol

[hawaiianbro]

This is what a dirty brown kid from cali looks like..... :D

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8067/111mx1.jpg

and here are some drunk guys in a hot tub.... :lmao:
(Just for the record....Mike's ass, my brown head, angry, and my buddy matt.)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4030/174qw.jpg

And just one more....as happy as can be....campin / "wheelin" out in the middle of no where with a 106 degree natural hot tub right in camp. :p

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/3774/15pg.jpg

[crappled]

you're SO not in colorado lol
and omg that's some white ass ewww haha

[hawaiianbro]

you're SO not in colorado lol

0o0o0oo0 i thought you said cali!!! ;) ...... :p

[DriftinCO]

This is TacoRose and I putting up Christmas lights this past weekend...

[blown4runner]

and here are some drunk guys in a hot tub.... :lmao:
(Just for the record....Mike's ass, my brown head, angry, and my buddy matt.)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4030/174qw.jpg

now that's sexy :cool:

[Lysmachia]

Norcal peeps qualify as CoTTORA - its just the way it is, like how you can marry your first cousin in West Virginia!

[MrBadass]

That hot tub looks like Saline Valley...?

[blown4runner]

ok, yeah...
http://www.tacotoy.com/nicole/copy.JPG
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc30b3127cce958524918e2f00000016102AatmrJu3YsR

[3TRDMARINE]

I saved that one :kewl: :xrocker:

[blown4runner]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509d3215b0000000025132AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509d324da3500000025132AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509ed1a5b2400000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce950a01aa3b3600000016102AatmrJu3YsR http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509d326da3700000016102AatmrJu3YsR

there's Rich... :eek:

[slickyota98]

heres me...

[Lysmachia]

I saved that one :kewl: :xrocker:

Where's your pic ya poser? I think you've just been a figment of our imagination...

[blown4runner]

ya see I had to post pics of Rich for him. And he's got me up and running for IM I suppose... not like I think I'll ever use the damn thing :rolleyes:

[Brandon]

here's me.

http://www.excessvelocity.com/misc/me/cool.jpg

[pimptoy]

fine i'll play your game


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/pimptoy/misc/5-12-05DurangoJackie_sService026.jpg

[blown4runner]

fine i'll play your game


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/pimptoy/misc/5-12-05DurangoJackie_sService026.jpg

That pic is so redneck... I love rednecks (the non-racial kind... wouldn't want to be confusing or offensive... hee, hee, hee) :D

luv ya Jas

[tacotoy]

That pic is so redneck... I love rednecks (the non-racial kind... wouldn't want to be confusing or offensive... hee, hee, hee) :D

luv ya Jas


what gives it away? the shirt tucked into the jeans, the belt buckle or the gun?

[blown4runner]

what gives it away? the shirt tucked into the jeans, the belt buckle or the gun?

the fawking sexy ass gun... I love it :D

[tacotoy]

lol women...... soooo predictable lol

[blown4runner]

its just sexy period end of story :p

[tacotoy]

soooooo predictable lol

[blown4runner]

soooooo predictable lol

so sexy... just shut up. I can't help that I was born with estrogen

[tacotoy]

so sexy... just shut up. I can't help that I was born with estrogen



its the estrogen talking....... see its the devil! lol

[blown4runner]

I am the devil... hope I never get into a red dress ;)

[hawaiianbro]

so sexy... just shut up. I can't help that I was born with estrogen

hey so was andy! :D you guys should talk about period blood or something :rofl: !

[tacotoy]

I am the devil... hope I never get into a red dress ;)


*note to self..... nicole in red dress is very bad!*



ok got it!

[blown4runner]

hey so was andy! :D you guys should talk about period blood or something :rofl: !
LMAO

[tacotoy]

uh....... im suddenly scared lol

[blown4runner]

don't be scared little boy

[AngryAndy]

hey so was andy! :D you guys should talk about period blood or something :rofl: !

Favorite NorCal quote....

"Tastes like Mom".....

[spindleshanks]

the fawking sexy ass gun... I love it :D


Aw c'mon! I got a whole buttload of guns, and the most recent one may or may not actually be legal......how you like me now?

[Firetacoma]

Aw c'mon! I got a whole buttload of guns, and the most recent one may or may not actually be legal......how you like me now?


Bought from a denver firefighter? lol

[spindleshanks]

Bought from a denver firefighter? lol


I wish it was that high tech! It's a wee bit more....shall we say, rustic...shadetreee.....use your imagination!

[Firetacoma]

Something like this

[Firetacoma]

I wish it was that high tech! It's a wee bit more....shall we say, rustic...shadetreee.....use your imagination!

I lost my imagination when mr. rogers died.

[DriftinCO]

so was pimptoy...

*pauses*

[Lysmachia]

here's me.

http://www.excessvelocity.com/misc/me/cool.jpg

Oh god - another red head. Watch out Brandon. Your toast :D

[Lysmachia]

I was gonna say Jason you have that "Walker Texas Ranger" look to you... But as Nic and I know you probably handle your gun much better. :p


http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/1850/walk_1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/pimptoy/misc/5-12-05DurangoJackie_sService026.jpg

[blown4runner]

Aw c'mon! I got a whole buttload of guns, and the most recent one may or may not actually be legal......how you like me now?

give me a picture or you handling yur gun and I'll Tell ya ;)

hee, hee... oh wait I've seen yur guns and they are sure shiny, purdy, big and sexy :D

[blown4runner]

I was gonna say Jason you have that "Walker Texas Ranger" look to you... But as Nic and I know you probably handle your gun much better. :p

what's wrong with ya Molly... Jas is much sexier than texas walker whatever his real name is :p

[Brandon]

Oh god - another red head. Watch out Brandon. Your toast :D

My hair's not red, it must just be the light or something. But thanks for the heads up anyway! ;)

[pimptoy]

That pic is so redneck... I love rednecks (the non-racial kind... wouldn't want to be confusing or offensive... hee, hee, hee) :D

luv ya Jas



damn right, see this neck it as red as a dick on a dog :lmao:

[pimptoy]

so was pimptoy...

*pauses*




what!!!!! bring it ol' man :rofl: :xsmash:

[Lysmachia]

this is 3trdmarine posting:
I hear you can't handle your gun so well ;-) .....

[blown4runner]

damn right, see this neck it as red as a dick on a dog :lmao:

luv ya Jas

[pimptoy]

luv ya Jas
oh i know :cool:

[blown4runner]

oh i know :cool:

yur spotting is awesome... when you wanna do carnage during the day again...

[pimptoy]

yur spotting is awesome... when you wanna do carnage during the day again...



anytime that i'm off and have some $

[blown4runner]

anytime that i'm off and have some $

how about next weekend... hee, hee, hee... Ya know before the 1st anal bowl-a-thon

[Lysmachia]

yur spotting is awesome... when you wanna do carnage during the day again...


Dude Jas is MY Spotter. Got that? Rich can be your moral conciense and your own personal mod, but Jason is MY SPOTTER! Dammit! Christ look at my avatar!

Jason - Josh and I ran Carnage in the snow today. It was unreal. God we wished you were there to blow your clutch out!

[spindleshanks]

Nicole, did you say first ANAL bowlathon? I'm not sure I wanna be there.

[Lysmachia]

No she said A*N*U*S Bowlathon. (A New Universal Sport).....

And since Angry Andy won't post a picture of himself up here. Here ye go.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf26b3127cce9577225e003200000026108AbNWLJszZOA

[crappled]

is he another honorary buttfuck member? err... cottora member as well? =)

[Lysmachia]

Dude he is NorCAL Man you were too drunk to remember but we talked to Andy like three times on our way to steamboat. Sheesh.

[blown4runner]

Nicole, did you say first ANAL bowlathon? I'm not sure I wanna be there.

sorry, Rich (my moral conscience) says I need to start spelling my words right and behave myself :D like that's any fun :p

[MuddButt]

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[MuddButt]

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[MuddButt]

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[Lysmachia]

Saweet pics Mudd. God that bitch of an obstacle that Josh was doing on Carnage looks nothing like it felt for us huh? I like my RTI shots tho.

Oh and everyone pick on Josh for looking like a Gingi Kid!

[blown4runner]

awesome pics... um I love my face in that one pic I look like demon spawn :eek:

[MuddButt]

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[blown4runner]

I just want to officially thank everyone for hosting a noob like me and having just a kick ass weekend.

Project: MuddButt .....drunk...everyone.....drunk....Rich was pretty much the only one doing anything ...thanks man.:kewl: ...Oh....and I had some form of Chicken Teryaki dinner that made me want to ask Molly for the recipe like we were two 80 year old women ...it was that good...and I did ask her. Oh ...and I think the front strut bolts gave me a hernia.

The Toys for Tots event was cool as hell ...'till we got there ...lol.....we had about 1-200 Trucks involved? The cops were letting us blow through red lights ...everyone was talking shit on the CB's ....Molly made friends with some guy with like 12" wheels in a blue bronco ....it was fun. Oh yeah and I was hungover ...but that burrito was good!!!

Then out to Carnage ....where the instructions for a HighLift will never be found ....the frostbite on my hands will never heal ...and the company of friends will not be forgotten..Good times....thanks

See you 'round the bend...

hey um I may have stopped working once I got drunk and cold but we got some good pics of me looking like I was working... and the cop escort type thing is still the chit

[spindleshanks]

For what it's worth Muddbutt, it was a pleasure to help. Sorry I missed the festivities today, but there'll be plenty more opportunities. Excellently written 'eulogy' too man!

[Lysmachia]

Hey I make friends with ANYBODY. (German Ghetto Eminem Wanna Be?) I'll get you that recipe. It's Kai-Be A seasoning used for Korean Ribs.

And Greg, - do you now understand why I HATE High Lift Jacks? Though I have to laugh because as Josh noted that was the first time he had used his. Mine still has the stickers and the instructions stuck to it. Lol. I also think Josh has indefinitally absconded with my white sunglasses. Oh well they look better on him anyway.

[tacotoy]

I just want to officially thank everyone for hosting a noob like me and having just a kick ass weekend.

Project: MuddButt .....drunk...everyone.....drunk....Rich was pretty much the only one doing anything ...thanks man.:kewl: ...Oh....and I had some form of Chicken Teryaki dinner that made me want to ask Molly for the recipe like we were two 80 year old women ...it was that good...and I did ask her. Oh ...and I think the front strut bolts gave me a hernia.

The Toys for Tots event was cool as hell ...'till we got there ...lol.....we had about 1-200 Trucks involved? The cops were letting us blow through red lights ...everyone was talking shit on the CB's ....Molly made friends with some guy with like 12" wheels in a blue bronco ....it was fun. Oh yeah and I was hungover ...but that burrito was good!!!

Then out to Carnage ....where the instructions for a HighLift will never be found ....the frostbite on my hands will never heal ...and the company of friends will not be forgotten..Good times....thanks

See you 'round the bend...


hey what are friends for? we aren't going to let ya in the family well...... i wouldn't wish that upon anyone else lmao. but give us a jingle if you need anything

[blown4runner]

good point

[crappled]

damnit, i wanted to go

[blown4runner]

too bad biatch you didn't get to.... :p

[blown4runner]

Everyone Pick on NICOLE for getting caught with her mouth open in this one !!!!!! LMFAO

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/MBTacoma/MuddButtLift/P1010035.jpg

hey, um yeah... I get caught with my tongue sticking out of mouth more often than I guess I know... love the look Jeremy's giving me, hesus christ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509e919da1500000016102AatmrJu3YsR

[tacotoy]

lol no comment here

[blown4runner]

You know you wanna say something... :p I'm a dork, I'll readily admit that one

[tacotoy]

see its like me posting pictures...... i dont have to say stuff cause you guys will all say it for me

[blown4runner]

see its like me posting pictures...... i dont have to say stuff cause you guys will all say it for me

get it straight I post the damn pictures of you... damn :cool:

[tacotoy]

yeah you do a good job of that too lol....... might have to keep ya around lol

[blown4runner]

yeah you do a good job of that too lol....... might have to keep ya around lol

ok... I obviously have no life, nothing better to do than sit her at like 10:30 in the morning staring at the CoTTORA forum... I fawking hate life and I hate people... fawk everyone... ok trying to regain composer

[tacotoy]

ok... I obviously have no life, nothing better to do than sit her at like 10:30 in the morning staring at the CoTTORA forum... I fawking hate life and I hate people... fawk everyone... ok trying to regain composer

retranslated and corrected using the nicole decoder ring

ok... i woke up early this morning for god knows what reason so here i am sitting here at 10:30 posting up because i have nothing better to do and im not a morning person... i fawking hate life and i hate people... i only hope to someday be as hateful as angry andy.... ok trying to regain composure

[blown4runner]

retranslated and corrected using the nicole decoder ring

ok... i woke up early this morning for god knows what reason so here i am sitting here at 10:30 posting up because i have nothing better to do and im not a morning person... i fawking hate life and i hate people... i only hope to someday be as hateful as angry andy.... ok trying to regain composure

wow, Rich can we stack another one of yur job titles up, lets see how many we have now:

personal mod, therapist, moral advisor, pillow/teddy bear, translator, possible roomy... um I think i am leaving something out

[Vic stuff]

wow, Rich can we stack another one of yur job titles up, lets see how many we have now:

personal mod, therapist, moral advisor, pillow/teddy bear, translator, possible roomy... um I think i am leaving something out

uhh you forgot the richalope, lmao

[tacotoy]

like i said........ god is alot easier to say then all that stuff lol

[blown4runner]

uhh you forgot the richalope, lmao

yep... couldn't do without my lil richalope

[tacotoy]

i hate you!

[Vic stuff]

Surprise cockbag!

[tacotoy]

I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!! lol

[blown4runner]

I luv ya all... sorry for all the hatred having issues

[tacotoy]

huh?

[blown4runner]

yeah... I make no sense, especially when I have to type a mile a minute to keep up with you and Vinnie

[Vic stuff]

haha

[blown4runner]

hey Vinnie, here's my Vinny and my other boys... he's my project child/son :D
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b1d923a600000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b64663a200000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b64e63aa00000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b45963bc00000016102AatmrJu3YsR

[spindleshanks]

Hey Nicole, how do you get that effect on your photos with the truck standing out ultra clear against a fuzzy background? Is that some digital editing?

[blown4runner]

Hey Nicole, how do you get that effect on your photos with the truck standing out ultra clear against a fuzzy background? Is that some digital editing?

its photoshop... you got it. I just use the blur tool to blur everything in the background

[AngryAndy]

God Damn....you guys need a moderator to delete all the useless posts on these threads....you fawkers can't even stay on one damn subject matter....

<pimpslap> for everyone post whoring on the incorrect threads....I should ban you all for a day, see how many posts this friggin chapter would get THEN (once Nic and Rich were suspended....)

[blown4runner]

God Damn....you guys need a moderator to delete all the useless posts on these threads....you fawkers can't even stay on one damn subject matter....

<pimpslap> for everyone post whoring on the incorrect threads....I should ban you all for a day, see how many posts this friggin chapter would get THEN (once Nic and Rich were suspended....)

dude that one night we had a wrench-a-thon at Molly's there was no activity since Lysmachia, MuddButt, Spindleshanks, TacoToy, 3TRDMarine were all over wrenching on MuddButts truck

[Vic stuff]

hey Vinnie, here's my Vinny and my other boys... he's my project child/son :D
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b1d923a600000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b64663a200000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b64e63aa00000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce9536b45963bc00000016102AatmrJu3YsR

Nice rigs whose runner and what yr is it? any specs on it?

[blown4runner]

Nice rigs whose runner and what yr is it? any specs on it?

Its my buddy Josh... He's got a crap load of stuff he's been loading on his '84 EFI solid 4Runner. He just got his custom Alcan springs, and is in the process of completing his Marlin Crawler. He's been itching to do carnage real bad.

[Vic stuff]

Its my buddy Josh... He's got a crap load of stuff he's been loading on his '84 EFI solid 4Runner. He just got his custom Alcan springs, and is in the process of completing his Marlin Crawler. He's been itching to do carnage real bad.

:drool: wish i had a efi motor and a marlin crawler, guess i just gotta deal with 4:1 gears in my case. how much lift is he runnin

[blown4runner]

:drool: wish i had a efi motor and a marlin crawler, guess i just gotta deal with 4:1 gears in my case. how much lift is he runnin

um, don't know exactly... but I would say around 10"

[Vic stuff]

um, don't know exactly... but I would say around 10"
damn how big are the tires under that, lol thought my 37's were huge

[blown4runner]

I am really unsure of what he's running... but I know they're not small but not enormous... I guess I could ask him tomorrow and get all the stats :D

[AngryAndy]

um, don't know exactly... but I would say around 10"


Umm...has your boyfriend been showing you what 10" looks like???

I would be interested in finding out what springs he is using front and rear....

And is there a body lift on that? I don't know, but its not easy to get 10" outta a runner....Marlin springs are only good for like 4". Add a body lift, and now your at 6-7"....and thats if your running marlin's!

Looks more like about a 4" lift....but it does look like a nice rig...I wanna see more pics of the early runners!!!

[Vic stuff]

mine is in my avatar and the whos who thread ~7" lift via allpro and alcan springs and shackles

[blown4runner]

tell ya what I'll ask him tomorrow, he's always coming up and telling me the project of the week. He's one of those guys who readily admitts he almost likes custom fabbing things for his truck as much as wheeling it... You and him would have a lot to talk about, and you'll meet atleast by spring

[Poopshute]

I'm going to get so much crap for this one especially how most of you don't know me but here goes. So I went a lil over-board with the Halloween Costume this year... but.... I PITTY THE TACO-HATIN' FOO!!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/Phunkadilic/MRT4.jpg

I promise I don't look like this on a normal basis. :)

(oh and HawaiianBro... you ain't the only brown one on these boards ;) )

[hawaiianbro]

(oh and HawaiianBro... you ain't the only brown one on these boards ;) )

ahhaahah very cool man.....very cool :cool:

[spindleshanks]

I'm going to get so much crap for this one especially how most of you don't know me but here goes. So I went a lil over-board with the Halloween Costume this year... but.... I PITTY THE TACO-HATIN' FOO!!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/Phunkadilic/MRT4.jpg

I promise I don't look like this on a normal basis. :)

(oh and HawaiianBro... you ain't the only brown one on these boards ;) )



Dude, you need a lot more gold round yo' neck! lol

[Poopshute]

Ha... unlike Mr. T who loves to put all his "MASSIVE" amounts of income into gold.... I wasn't going to spend it. However, next time I do this giddy-up, I'm going to McGukins (Boulder Hardware Store) and picking up some chain and gold spray paint.

[spindleshanks]

Ha... unlike Mr. T who loves to put all his "MASSIVE" amounts of income into gold.... I wasn't going to spend it. However, next time I do this giddy-up, I'm going to McGukins (Boulder Hardware Store) and picking up some chain and gold spray paint.


Yeah, Mr. T may have been a savvy investor, but he was a big vagina too!... If you'll refer back to The A-Team, they had to knock his ass out every time they wanted to get him on a plane. lol. good costume dude.

[Poopshute]

Yeah, Mr. T may have been a savvy investor, but he was a big vagina too!... If you'll refer back to The A-Team, they had to knock his ass out every time they wanted to get him on a plane. lol. good costume dude.

I PITTY THE FOO WHO CALLS ME A VAGINA! I BEAT ROCKY! I BODYGUARD FOR "THE REAL DEAL"! I KILLED A MAN! I GOT NO TIME FOR THIS JIBBA JABBA! I WANT YOU BALBOA! YOU!

[Brandon]

quit yo jibba jabba, Hannibal's on the jazz

don't make me mad grrrrrr

[blown4runner]

hey I found this on the nat boards, figured it had some relevance, whatever that may be...
Shameless ripped from another board

1. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III, Mr. T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.

2. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

3.Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

4. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

5. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

6. A break in the space-time continuum occurred on July 9th, 1986. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy into Mr. T while he was pitying some fool. Mr. T and Chuck Norris had words (better known as jibba jabba). Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the exact moment Mr. T punched him in the chest. The result was an alternate universe where Mr. T roundhouse kicks people and Chuck Norris pities fools.

7. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

8. Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

9. Mr. T once went to Boston. We refer to this event as the Boston Massacre.

10. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

11. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

12. Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

13. Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

14. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

15. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

16. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

17. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

18. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

19. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

20. Mr. T personifies pity. Should there be no fools, there would be no Mr. T.

21. Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a neverending loop of pity and pain.

22. Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

23. Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway

24. Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

25. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

26. Mr. T does not have to kick the crap out of you, crap runs out of your ass in fright when you come into contact with Mr. T.

27. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

28. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

29. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

30. Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

[spindleshanks]

Thank you for that, Nicole. You've made my day.

[Lysmachia]

Ha... unlike Mr. T who loves to put all his "MASSIVE" amounts of income into gold.... I wasn't going to spend it. However, next time I do this giddy-up, I'm going to McGukins (Boulder Hardware Store) and picking up some chain and gold spray paint.

You do know I worked for McGucks for like 8 years..... :D

[blown4runner]

Thank you for that, Nicole. You've made my day.

glad I could help :D

[Poopshute]

"Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday." I love it! Thanks Nicole for that list... good stuff! Next year if I dress up like that I'm going to have that list on the back of my shirt.

[blown4runner]

"Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday." I love it! Thanks Nicole for that list... good stuff! Next year if I dress up like that I'm going to have that list on the back of my shirt.
:rofl:

[98taco3]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/cavemonkey/scan0005.jpg

[Poopshute]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/cavemonkey/scan0005.jpg

ARRRRRR! What's a pirate's favorite trail? CARRRRRRRRRRRRRNAGE!

Sorry, had to do it. :o

[98taco3]

i guess riding that shovel at 30mph wasnt a good idea but what the hell, you only live once. next, ride it while wheeling... :D

[Lysmachia]

ARRRRRR! What's a pirate's favorite trail? CARRRRRRRRRRRRRNAGE!

Sorry, had to do it. :o

Quick story. My older brother is a Pilot. While his wife was ordering a birthday cake for their 1 year old son in Mobile Alabama (Which may explain a lot) The lasy asked Bob's wife Lydia, what Bob does. Lydia told her he was a pilot. The lady got very quiet and thoughtful and said... gosh, I've never met anyone who does that before. I mean what does he do? So Lydia answered, "Well he's gone for a week out and about mostly in the Caribbean) and then comes home for a week and plays Mr. Mom to our 2 sons. The lady asked her a few more strange questions and then finally said to Lydia, "Gosh... I've never known ANYONE who was a PIRATE before! That must be such a strange job!"


Oh god the jokes have flown ever since. My brother has even radioid Mobile control on approach (as they know trhe whole story) saying: "Arre Matey we R on our final approarch... flaaaaaps Arrrrr down, and we arrrrr looking for clerarance to land." Tower replies in good humor "US Pirate 101YankeeZulu you are cleared to land on RRRRRRunway 11 RRRRight... ARRRE. Taxi to position and pick up your booty in the lobby.

God some people will believe anything! ut it's a killer family joke now!


http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d906b3127cce934c1e4afc6d00000026108AbNWLJszZOA
iF oNLY i HAD TIME TO PHOTOSHOP NOW... MAYBE LATER...

[tacodab]

Favorite NorCal quote....

"Tastes like Mom".....
true
and its better than
"taste like son......" omg!!!

[blown4runner]

true
and its better than
"taste like son......" omg!!!

now I can say that there really is a reason why ya'll live in the same household and haven't shot each other yet... ;)

[blown4runner]

sexy... :D
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf00b3127cce95c396d7435200000016102BZt3DNszY4
not sexy... :eek:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc27b3127cce95a5a9c68db100000016102BZt3DNszY4

sorry couldn't help it... :rofl:

[blown4runner]

and here are some drunk guys in a hot tub.... :lmao:
(Just for the record....Mike's ass, my brown head, angry, and my buddy matt.)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4030/174qw.jpg
now that's sexy :cool:
Actually Mike's ass is rather sexy :eek:
:lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:







...Ok I'll readily admit that boredom eventually leads to me causing trouble :rolleyes:

[taco29]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce9509d3215b0000000025132AatmrJu3YsR

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d907b3127cce8bf91e45cec300000016100Act3DZk1cMm Ng

i think we saw the same shit!

[tacotoy]

i think we saw the same shit!


LMAO!!! there is a pic somewhere of pimptoy and i point in opposite directions too. thats classic though lol

[fjcruzer]

Did someone mention guns a while back???
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/fjcruzer123/IMG_1313.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/fjcruzer123/IMG_1251.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/fjcruzer123/IMG_1250.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/fjcruzer123/IMG_1249.jpg

[blown4runner]

LMAO!!! there is a pic somewhere of pimptoy and i point in opposite directions too. thats classic though lol
http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b5cf01b3127cce98548a96ead700000027132AatmrJu3YsR

[blown4runner]

Did someone mention guns a while back???
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/fjcruzer123/IMG_1313.jpg

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[tacotoy]

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b5cf01b3127cce98548a96ead700000027132AatmrJu3YsR


i still hate you lol

[spindleshanks]

I can't believe that bald picture is back!
I'm so ashamed.
Cruzer, there're more than a few AR's in this club
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df02b3127cce975b30b41c8600000016102BZt3DNszY4
we should get 'em all together sometime...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc09b3127cce9637423d3b4e00000016102BZt3DNszY4

[Lysmachia]

God I love that picture of you and Pimp!

Ah the good ole days!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df39b3127cce9690a495986500000016108AbNWLJszZOA

[blown4runner]

I can't believe that bald picture is back!
I'm so ashamed.
Cruzer, there're more than a few AR's in this club
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df02b3127cce975b30b41c8600000016102BZt3DNszY4
we should get 'em all together sometime...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc09b3127cce9637423d3b4e00000016102BZt3DNszY4
ahhhhhhh sweet! I got to shoot Dean's AR on the last big camping/wheeling trip and its was AWESOME!!!!!! :D :D :D

[blown4runner]

God I love that picture of you and Pimp!

Ah the good ole days!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df39b3127cce9690a495986500000016108AbNWLJszZOA
hahahahaha... ya know I miss that shit! God how things change over the course of a year!!! I remember when we used to all gather at your house watch "Super Troopers", wrench on randome trucks and eat Korean food and participate in other randome activites... lol! :D


ahhhhhh... the ol' times :o

[blown4runner]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc22b3127cce95fc9c7c97b700000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf09b3127cce95deb1907ff000000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf32b3127cce956e90e9cb6500000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cf01b3127cce89aa8df0faa900000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dc33b3127cce9773d1cac94500000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc02b3127cce9645744097d100000016102AatmrJu3YsR
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc30b3127cce9581c9f34f9200000016102AatmrJu3YsR

[blown4runner]

i still hate you lol
ahhhhhhhhh Richalope I know you don't mean that... you know you love me!!!! It was always the times like these that you had to wonder what actually went on in my head... or didn't... lol! :) :) :)
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dc33b3127cce9773d1a4c92b00000016102AatmrJu3YsR
ahhhhhh.....
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc30b3127cce9581807e8e9300000016102AatmrJu3YsR

[blown4runner]

...Ok I'll readily admit that boredom eventually leads to me causing trouble :rolleyes:
hee, hee... told you so... lol! :neener:






...wut? :)

[pulser]

Ok i can play too

http://members.aol.com/pulser700/meandthebike2.jpg

http://members.aol.com/pulser700/VIR.jpg

http://members.aol.com/pulser700/storm1.jpg

[Lysmachia]

Nice pics Pulser!

Ahhhh I miss the crazy days at casa de erie! Good times!

[blown4runner]

Ahhhh I miss the crazy days at casa de erie! Good times!
why is it that the it almost didn't matter where we were it was typically crazy... hmmmmm, your house, carnage, Moab.... hee, hee... I'm evil, but somehow I am thinking these NorCal guys are already as corrupted as I am... lol! :)

[blown4runner]

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hey this resembles another thread

[Happy Andy]

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hey this resembles another thread

Chances are its on Customtacos or Yotatech.

[sexy.taco]

no... it's here. I lurk here on occasion when I am uber bored

http://www.ttora.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86114

[JayDawg]

Here is a picture of the family and I taken a year or so ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/JRalston/RalstonFamily.jpg

The day I bought my truck a few months back.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/JRalston/jasonandnewtruck.jpg

Here is me riding my YFZ.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/JRalston/DSCN2131.jpg