Heatstroke
09-02-2006, 08:28 PM
From pirate.....
Oh My fn god,
OK I’m drunk right now (drinking Coors light Bah taste like piss) actually really buzzed or drunk…anyways….I went to take a dump…I was sitting in my girlfriends toilet in her batroom…I got done whit my business and went to wipe the old blaster…anyways I noticed she had a little tub of baby wipes..I was like yeah, I love wiping my ass whit these…It leaves me feling fresh…aniways I open the thing and think to my self..mmmmmm lemon cented…so I proseded and wiped the old blaster…I don’t know how to say this but all of a sudden my ass was on fire..i’m talking holy shit fire..so I rip my close off and jump in the shower….afther about 12 minutes or rinsing it kinda went away…I looked at the damn baby wipes and lord and behold they are fuking Mr Muscle Toilet Wipes batroom cleaning towels with bleach…lemon sented bleach….good fucking lord…I just sanitized my ashole..i tink I got a burn or sumting…I put butter on it and that helped a little..but I kinda lost my Buzzzzz…….fuking fuck……
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5853344&postcount=1
Oh My fn god,
OK I’m drunk right now (drinking Coors light Bah taste like piss) actually really buzzed or drunk…anyways….I went to take a dump…I was sitting in my girlfriends toilet in her batroom…I got done whit my business and went to wipe the old blaster…anyways I noticed she had a little tub of baby wipes..I was like yeah, I love wiping my ass whit these…It leaves me feling fresh…aniways I open the thing and think to my self..mmmmmm lemon cented…so I proseded and wiped the old blaster…I don’t know how to say this but all of a sudden my ass was on fire..i’m talking holy shit fire..so I rip my close off and jump in the shower….afther about 12 minutes or rinsing it kinda went away…I looked at the damn baby wipes and lord and behold they are fuking Mr Muscle Toilet Wipes batroom cleaning towels with bleach…lemon sented bleach….good fucking lord…I just sanitized my ashole..i tink I got a burn or sumting…I put butter on it and that helped a little..but I kinda lost my Buzzzzz…….fuking fuck……
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5853344&postcount=1