Hi, it's me, Munny, the (un?)official COTTORA mascot.
I'm a truck gnome. You may be familiar with my friend, the garden gnome, from commercials and that movie Amelie. My MO is about the same.
For those of you who haven't met me, I'll post a picture of myself so you know who to look for! While my friend the garden gnome is stout and wrinkly with a large cap (think a mini-me of Doug in a pointy red hat), I'm actually a rather small, putto-like homunculus. I carry a marker, I'm poseable, low-maintenance and easy to carry. I'm whiter than the cast of Friends, and I don't tan...but I do glow in the dark!
I'm hollow. Sometimes it might sound online like I'm full of hot air, but that's usually just the result of being left in a truck with the windows rolled up in the middle of summer.
I'm content to live in your garage, your truck, or an odd corner of your house. Sometimes I collect things. All those tools you're missing? I have them...it works kind of like my relatives, the Underwear Gnomes.
I like being on the trail. The garage is ok, but you better be putting on a show or have some good magazines lying around. My favorite place is strapped to a truck with a good view.
Expect pictures of me from club trips and work days!
------ THE RULES ------
If you already know me, you know how I get around! The rules are simple...if I'm posting, I'm only posting event-related stuff about me (ie pictures of me, stories about me...I'm self-centered like that). If whoever is taking care of me uses me to soapbox, bad things will probably happen...not to me, to you. I'll steal all your left-handed metric screwdrivers, or drink all your beer. I'll get really
well acquainted with your pets. You'll find a herd of goats in the cab of your truck one morning. All your hair will fall off your head and it'll grow thicker on your back. That is the Munny's Curse...for I am no-one's mouthpiece. There are no other written rules.
See you soon