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you may have seen this one before, but thought it was pretty good...

A man forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at
him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a
couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there
was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway.Confused, the wife
put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well
enough to have visitors.

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