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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched

for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.


Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,

the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.


Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on

the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the

chicken tossed to him.


After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then

drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the

farmer was none the wiser when he returned.



The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink

and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would

then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)



'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
 

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Didn't they learn you no English in Canuckistan?
You're a contraction of you are, yours a possessive pronoun. Unless you happen to live in New York and parts of New Jersey then it's youzz as in youzz is an asshat.

I live in the cold and your bitter....go figure, eh.
 

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...Lol

good to see that the "old as dirt" Dick hasn't lost 'is touch.

Life must be boring as hell when yer older then dirt !? :p

I thought the 'nucks joke was stupid funny...
I'll guess 'dem old farts can't laugh at anything :neener:

:asshat: <-- Dick's favorite word. Lol
 

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Didn't they learn you no English in Canuckistan?
You're a contraction of you are, yours a possessive pronoun. Unless you happen to live in New York and parts of New Jersey then it's youzz as in youzz is an asshat.
I don't believe anything you say cause you still haven't explained all the Johny Horton song B.S. Nothing more than wives tales, the entire song and you posted it as gospel.:confused:
You have to make things right when you are busted proliferating B.S. To not do so makes you a bitter, miserable old man.:lmao:
 

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...Lol

good to see that the "old as dirt" Dick hasn't lost 'is touch.

Life must be boring as hell when yer older then dirt !? :p

I thought the 'nucks joke was stupid funny...
I'll guess 'dem old farts can't laugh at anything :neener:

:asshat: <-- Dick's favorite word. Lol
Laughter is the best medicine and we all know the Dick needs a dose or two.
 

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I'm not bitter nor am I miserable but I do have spite and treachery down to an artform.

I don't believe anything you say cause you still haven't explained all the Johny Horton song B.S. Nothing more than wives tales, the entire song and you posted it as gospel.:confused:
You have to make things right when you are busted proliferating B.S. To not do so makes you a bitter, miserable old man.:lmao:
 

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I'm not bitter nor am I miserable but I do have spite and treachery down to an artform.
Nor worries Dick I just like trading jabs with you, its funny sht. You are a cool dude and me and you have been around since the start making us both "old timers". Rolling with the punches keeps us young.:cool::)
 

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Laughter is the best medicine and we all know the Dick needs a dose or two.
Are you saying Mr. Foster needs a dose of dick or 2......???!?!!!:saw::rofl:


Winter hath brought its' frosted wrath......:)
 

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Are you saying Mr. Foster needs a dose of dick or 2......???!?!!!:saw::rofl:


Winter hath brought its' frosted wrath......:)
I knew the Dick didn't figure that or I would be an :asshat:.
BTW he already got a dose or two in Vietnam.:):):)
 
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