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I you have an "Automotive Minded" person in you life, these gift
suggestions should be considered.

1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to
change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often
overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change
your air every 3000 miles or twice a year. $25

2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to
find. 4oz bottle. $12

3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24

4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or
stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium
Filaments, made in the USA!
$1 each.

5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's
you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50

6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99

7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50!

8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99

9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special
order. $14.99

10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95

11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99

12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59

13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!)

14. Muffler Bearings From $19.95

15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99

16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by
the lb-ft/sec $0.50

17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run
poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.), it's computer,
(ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected with this
nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199

18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in
your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that
the auto companies have kept secret for years as the recall would
cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to
correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear
mirror! $5 per square ft

:xsmokin1: :bitchslap

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LMAO that was some of the funniest auto joke stuff ever. nice man :D p.s. how long is the life of the blinker fluid :p

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