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>>First Christmas joke of the year....
>>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
>>pearly gates.
>>"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
>>possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
>>lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
>>"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
>>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
>>keys. Heshook them and said, "They're bells".
>>Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".
>>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
>>and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
>>"And just what do those symbolize?"
>>The man replied, "They're Carols".
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