[Wheelin taco2131]

I know some of ya'll have done some really funny stuff to friends and family...and i am in need of a GOOD practical joke. Its gotta be something discreet.

please include brief instructions...

fire away!

 

[mudferret]

Take a big, stinking, half liquid/half solid shit in a relative's toilet. Pierce tiny holes in the top of the suction cup on the plunger. Leave the bathroom, retire to the living room and await the screams of disgust as Aunt Mable gets jets of shit shot onto her favorite silk moomoo.

 

[CNADNtacoma]

Take a big, stinking, half liquid/half solid shit in a relative's toilet. Pierce tiny holes in the top of the suction cup on the plunger. Leave the bathroom, retire to the living room and await the screams of disgust as Aunt Mable gets jets of shit shot onto her favorite silk moomoo.

:lmao: :rofl:

 

[obex26]

jerk off in the alfredo sauce
pee on the toilet paper
bang your sister in front of her husband
toss the dogs salad
pour visine in the drinking water
nail the tires to the ground
set your neigbors house on fire


any one of these options should get you arrested or shot.

 

[TACOMANATOR]

If they have a sink with a extendable sprayer........wrap a rubber band around the sprayer and aim it torwards the front of the sink. When the target turns on the sink they get a good spray of water. Harmless but good fun.

 

[Ted]

PM CronusTRD, he can tell you some good ones.

 

[ThePinkTaco]

If they have a sink with a extendable sprayer........wrap a rubber band around the sprayer and aim it torwards the front of the sink. When the target turns on the sink they get a good spray of water. Harmless but good fun.

Thats an old classic. I used to get my mom all the time.

 

[Wheelin taco2131]

Thats an old classic. I used to get my mom all the time.

shit dude...i would have been cookin my own meals for a week if i tried that on my mom!

 

[NotDickFoster]

Vaseline + Windshield Wipers

Ahhh, good times...

 

[Wheelin taco2131]

Vaseline + Windshield Wipers

Ahhh, good times...

explain more...?

 

[NotDickFoster]

I thought it was pretty self explanatory.

Imagine its raining and you're miles away from home, you go to hit the wipers and it smears vaseline all over the windshield? PITA to clean up and then water beads up etc... just good clean fun!

 

[gregers05]

I thought it was pretty self explanatory.

Imagine its raining and you're miles away from home, you go to hit the wipers and it smears vaseline all over the windshield? PITA to clean up and then water beads up etc... just good clean fun!

that seems real safe...

 

[Mike]

I just got done watching 'Jackass 2'. Lots of good ideas there.

Later,
....Mike

 

[7wt]

Vaseline + Windshield Wipers

Ahhh, good times...

One of my all time favorite fuck yous.

Try the upperdecker. Put a healthy turd in the water tank of you pals crapper.

 

[Jwitc075]

5 Dollars worth of pennies on the cealing fans blades.

 

[John Luttrell]

A hot wire from the turn signal bulb to the horn is always a hoot.

 

[gregers05]

A hot wire from the turn signal bulb to the horn is always a hoot.

lol as entertaining as that would be, that would be way too much work.

 

[(Flexion)]

Methylene blue is highly stable in the human body, and if ingested, it resists the acidic environment of the stomach as well as the many hydrolytic enzymes present. It is not significantly metabolized by the liver, and is instead quickly filtered out by the kidneys. A common prank amongst biochemists is to add small amounts of methylene blue (generally a few drops of a stain solution will suffice) to coffee, cola, or another dark beverage. The stain's color will be masked by the beverage, and its taste is fairly faint. Within a few hours, the methylene blue will have been removed by the prank victim's kidneys, causing his urine to change color. The urine may become green if little methylene blue was added; larger amounts create a deep blue color. The prank is fairly harmless if small amounts of methylene blue are used, although allergies are possible and it is advisable to use pharmaceutical-grade stain which has been carefully protected from contamination. The main risk of methylene blue pranks is generating a sense of panic in the victim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylene_Blue

 

[rojodiablo]

Duct tape flapper on the driveshaft, string tied around a cup of water on top of the refridgerator and to the top of the door( Open the door, get doused..) Red food coloring inside the shower head(bloody shower), my personal favorite: If the person is a smoker, use a tiny ladyfinger. Insert it carefully into their cigarette, fuse pointed outward. DO NOT INSTALL ladyfinger too deep. About 1.5 second after lighting the 'grit, BANG!! Fly paper in the bathroom floor in the middle of the night when your buddies are super drunk( Usually they are so hammered, they just go with it for the night..) or same said fly paper on the toilet seat. Again, the really drunk ones just roll with it...

 

[CronusTRD]

PM CronusTRD, he can tell you some good ones.

Irony. Ass!