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When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a
sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls
 

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Ah yes but... How bout this observation?

Men are like dogs, women are like cats.

Men smell bad, scratch, belch, fart, wander around peeing on things, lie on the furniture and are generally in the way, are usually pretty playful and not particularly smart (as a general rule), will follow you around and sniff your crotch.

Women are aloof, tidy (again, as a general rule), can be cuddly and playful if they want and only if they want, can turn on you at a moments notice and dig their claws into you, and for the most part are pure evil...
 

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You know what girls want it as bad as we do.... And if your girl says no that means she does not want your dumb ass you stupid fuck.....It means you do not turn her on anymore.....Someone else is taging the shit out of her and she is repulsed be the way you do it. In fact she is trying not to puke in your face and that is why she does not want to touch you. She has found someone with three more inches and it is not the same being with you anymore...Your Fucking your dick is like a big finger. It is no longer a dick to her. and no matter how much you slam it she cannot stop thinking about that huge cock that makes her come by the time he gets the head in her....
One more time in case you did not get it. If the bitch dont want it then she does not want you................End of fucking story.....
 

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Gregoma said:
You know what girls want it as bad as we do.... And if your girl says no that means she does not want your dumb ass you stupid fuck.....It means you do not turn her on anymore.....Someone else is taging the shit out of her and she is repulsed be the way you do it. In fact she is trying not to puke in your face and that is why she does not want to touch you. She has found someone with three more inches and it is not the same being with you anymore...Your Fucking your dick is like a big finger. It is no longer a dick to her. and no matter how much you slam it she cannot stop thinking about that huge cock that makes her come by the time he gets the head in her....
One more time in case you did not get it. If the bitch dont want it then she does not want you................End of fucking story.....
So she cheated on you I take it?
 

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Gregoma said:
You know what girls want it as bad as we do.... And if your girl says no that means she does not want your dumb ass you stupid fuck.....It means you do not turn her on anymore.....Someone else is taging the shit out of her and she is repulsed be the way you do it. In fact she is trying not to puke in your face and that is why she does not want to touch you. She has found someone with three more inches and it is not the same being with you anymore...Your Fucking your dick is like a big finger. It is no longer a dick to her. and no matter how much you slam it she cannot stop thinking about that huge cock that makes her come by the time he gets the head in her....
One more time in case you did not get it. If the bitch dont want it then she does not want you................End of fucking story.....
Ah yes, the return of the Gregoma stupid posts.....welcome back! And that was pretty sad :rolleyes:
 

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Gregoma said:
You know what girls want it as bad as we do.... And if your girl says no that means she does not want your dumb ass you stupid fuck.....It means you do not turn her on anymore.....Someone else is taging the shit out of her and she is repulsed be the way you do it. In fact she is trying not to puke in your face and that is why she does not want to touch you. She has found someone with three more inches and it is not the same being with you anymore...Your Fucking your dick is like a big finger. It is no longer a dick to her. and no matter how much you slam it she cannot stop thinking about that huge cock that makes her come by the time he gets the head in her....
One more time in case you did not get it. If the bitch dont want it then she does not want you................End of fucking story.....
sucks to be you man.
 
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