How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hmm, it would depend on how much wood he/she (trying to be pc) had eaten and then how well digested said wood had become by the time the woodchuck chucked the wood which would now be more pulp than wood...depending, of course, on how long the digestion cycle was before the chuck commenced.Crash said:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
don't bitch at me! I had it rightDick Foster said:Listen, you ignorant, fucksticks! I want you all to chuck this eating bullshit right now because you're pissin me off!
Chuck has nothing to do with eating. Chuck means to throw or toss. How are we going to get to the bottom of this problem if you lamebrains don't even understand the question or know how to state the problem in the first place?
The first part of the question is "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck". Clearly chuck is the operative verb in the question. Now see below and let's all get this on the right track and begin again.
–verb (used with object) 1. to toss; throw with a quick motion, usually a short distance.
2. Informal. to resign from; relinquish; give up: He's chucked his job.
3. to pat or tap lightly, as under the chin.
4. Informal. to eject (a person) from a public place (often fol. by out): They chucked him from the bar.
5. Slang. to vomit; upchuck.
–noun 6. a light pat or tap, as under the chin.
7. a toss or pitch; a short throw.
8. a sudden jerk or change in direction.
—Idiom9. chuck it, British Slang. stop it; shut up.
[Origin: 1575–85; orig. uncert.]
—Synonyms 1. fling, pitch, heave, hurl.
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
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1. the cut of beef between the neck and the shoulder blade.
2. a block or log used as a chock.
3. Machinery. a. a device for centering and clamping work in a lathe or other machine tool.
b. a device for holding a drill bit.
–verb (used with object) 4. Machinery. to hold or secure with a chuck.