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Please update my user account so I can access " The Wrecking Yard". The fee was automatically withdrawn from my PayPal account on Jan.11, 2013. At this time (Feb.10/13) I am still locked out. Oh... and don't forget to add my green truck.

Thanks in advance.

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Please update my user account so I can access " The Wrecking Yard". The fee was automatically withdrawn from my PayPal account on Jan.11, 2013. At this time (Feb.10/13) I am still locked out. Oh... and don't forget to add my green truck.

Thanks in advance.

Fred
you have to be 18

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you have to be 18

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Man do I wish that was the problem. My peers are emailing jokes like the below now. I think you can appreciate it too.

Senior Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
 

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Please update my user account so I can access " The Wrecking Yard". The fee was automatically withdrawn from my PayPal account on Jan.11, 2013. At this time (Feb.10/13) I am still locked out. Oh... and don't forget to add my green truck.

Thanks in advance.

Fred
It's been fixed, sorry for the inconvenience.
 

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Man do I wish that was the problem. My peers are emailing jokes like the below now. I think you can appreciate it too.

Senior Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
LOL, I'll have to pass that one on :p
 

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Shit that was funny!!! LOL!!!! :lmao::lmao: :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

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The wrecking yard shows up as "private" so nothing will open. If you get a chance update my subscription. The funds were withdrawn from PayPal on 1/11/14.

Thanks F.

Ain't shit going on in there anyway.
I'm going to make sure to cancel my re-occurring payment before next year.


Sorry, Shannon. But there's no reason for me to continue to pay when no one uses it.
 

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Ain't shit going on in there anyway.
I'm going to make sure to cancel my re-occurring payment before next year.


Sorry, Shannon. But there's no reason for me to continue to pay when no one uses it.
Cool people don't have to pay to hang.;):cool:
Just like hot chicks with big tits don't have to buy their own drinks.:D
BTW you don't have to pay me and I will be your friend, you just have to try not be a real depleted IQ idiot and try and make people laugh once in a while, it makes you human and its even free.;)
BTW you also have to have the ability to roll with the punches and not get butt hurt. Real friends can throw and take punches without leaving a mark.:lmao:
 

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Ain't shit going on in there anyway.
I'm going to make sure to cancel my re-occurring payment before next year.


Sorry, Shannon. But there's no reason for me to continue to pay when no one uses it.
Guys with green trucks are just "B" friends. Yellow is the color of the cooler "A" dudes... just saying.:lmao:
 
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