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Colorado Barbies

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited edition Barbie Dolls for the Colorado Market:


Highlands Ranch/Parker Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie:
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wi ndstar Minivan and matching gym outfit She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or! Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Commerce City Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase he! r pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker ab solutely free.

Arvada/Littleton/Lakewood Barbie:
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always golfing

Aspen Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Boulder Barbie:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Aurora Barbie:
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the Addition of the infant.

Pueblo Barbie:
This Spanish Speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota Corolla! with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat , but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Taco Bell uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

Trinidad Barbie/Ken:
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts

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