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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally
successful (hopefully that doesn't offend any of the
Communist/Socialist persuasion), personally fulfilling and medically
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recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country
great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any
other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
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This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
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greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor
shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian
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arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.

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haha funny.


Merry Christmas!!! If you don't like that or if that offends you, Go to hell! I don't give a shit. How is that for PC?
 

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Crash said:
haha funny.


Marry Christmas!!! If you don't like that or if that offends you, Go to hell! I don't give a shit. How is that for PC?
you want him to Marry a girl named Christmas??? :D :p

[James Bond voice on:]"I thought Christmas only came once a year? ;) " [James Bond voice off] :bhump: :xsmokin1:
 

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PappaF2 said:
you want him to Marry a girl named Christmas??? :D :p

[James Bond voice on:]"I thought Christmas only came once a year? ;) " [James Bond voice off] :bhump: :xsmokin1:

Fixed it, you happy now? Leave me alone!!! I'm feeling a bit under the weather today. :(
 

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Yer liability disclosure statement is void... If you offer no gift... I need a gift to bind our contract ;)... LOL

The Holiday is all about the gift... dammit... :D

HH
 
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